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| #2021 |  | New systems generate new problems. 
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| #2022 |  | *** NEWS FLASH *** 
 Archeologists find PDP-11/24 inside brain cavity of fossilized dinosaur
 skeleton!  Many Digital users fear that RSX-11M may be even more primitive
 than DEC admits.  Price adjustments at 11:00.
 
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| #2023 |  | news: gotcha 
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| #2024 |  | Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his name correctly (Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into (Nick-les Worth).  Which
 is to say that Europeans call him by name, but Americans call him by value.
 
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| #2025 |  | No directory. 
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| #2026 |  | No extensible language will be universal. -- T. Cheatham
 
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| #2027 |  | No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware until three software guys have signed off for it.
 -- Andy Tanenbaum
 
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| #2028 |  | No line available at 300 baud. 
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| #2029 |  | No man is an island if he's on at least one mailing list. 
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| #2030 |  | No part of this message may reproduce, store itself in a retrieval system, or transmit disease, in any form, without the permissiveness of the author.
 -- Chris Shaw
 
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